YSL invented roller skate stilettos. (Listen closely & you can hear the sound of ankles breaking).

When you have the roller derby at 8 and the Met Gala at 9...

07 Aug 2017

The last thing you'd expect to be on Anthony Vaccarello's mood board of inspiration is a roller derby, but that seems to have been exactly the case when he sat down to design Saint Laurent's latest accessories collection. Stiletto roller skates, anyone?

Saint Laurent

The bizarre collection features vibrant pumps and Saint Laurent's popular slouchy boots with three-inch stiletto heels mounted on wheels. RIP ankles.

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FERNANDA – FEBRUARY 6TH – FALL 17 - IDOL PREVIEW – #YSL06 BY @anthonyvaccarello PHOTOGRAPHED BY @inezandvinoodh #YSL #SaintLaurent #YvesSaintLaurent IDOL - AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY AT THE GRENELLE STORE IN PARIS FROM FEBRUARY 20TH

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According to Twitter, the dangerous designs are retailing at $1,995. It's not the first time Anthony Vaccarello and team have dabbled with wheels - they even made their own version of adult Heelys recently. YUP.

Okay, most females can't even walk comfortably in heels and y'all want us to skate in them?????? "Roller pumps?" Saint Laurent pls do less. pic..com/5vGnqcA84i

— ❂☯ (@m0rgan424) June 27, 2017

Now, we can't imagine who might be in the market for a pair of stiletto roller skates. Fashionistas looking for a stylish way to travel from show to show? Celine Dion, perhaps? Let's make this happen.

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