Quotes Ridiculous Celebrity Quotes By Glamour 07 Jul 2014 From the rude and obnoxious to the silliest and downright head-scratching, these stars definitely have a way with words Kate Moss "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." David Beckham "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.” Brooke Shields "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Kim Kardashian "I couldn't care less if they [the media] say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother." Justin Bieber “I have a swagger coach that helps me and teaches me different swaggerific things to do… He has helped me with my style and just putting different pieces together and being able to layer and stuff like that.” Alicia Silverstone On her role in Clueless: "I think that the film was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."Okayyy. Charlie Sheen "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." Pink "Kanye West is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote Me." Rashida Jones "This week's celeb news takeaway: she who comes closest to showing the actual inside of her vagina is most popular. #stopactinglikewhores" Mariah Carey Before entering rehab in 2001, Mariah said, "I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows." Nicole Richie On that catwalk appearance: "I've just gone through so much in my life that pulling my top up just doesn't seem like that big of a deal." Johnny Depp When discussing photo shoots, Johnny let his true feelings be known: "Well, you just feel like you're being raped somehow." Kristen Stewart K-Stew repeated Johnny’s mistake in 2010, telling a UK women’s mag: “What you don’t see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction,” she said of the constant paparazzi crush. “The photos are so … I feel like I’m looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can’t handle it. It’s f—ed. I never expected that this would be my life.”Before apologising in People mag, saying: “I really made an enormous mistake – clearly and obviously. And I'm really sorry about my choice of words."